littlenick

I don't have long hair, but I recently let it grow out longer than usual. And I'm considerring just letting it grow out fully.

But I just want to make an observation...

When you have short hair, it doesn't even matter if you dry your hair.

If you have long hair, drying your hair becomes a process. Not only that, how you dry it determines the shape of your head for the rest of the day.

Example:
If you threw an eighties headband on after a shower, your head would form a crazy figure eight shape for the next 24 hours.

Alright, thats all. This is quite possibly the most useless Livejournal post of all time.

If the way I treat this Livejournal is any reflection of the way I'm going to treat my future kids, those kids are going to end up being crackwhores.

There's just far too much neglect.

HOWEVER, today I plan to write a LEGITIMATE update -- complete with personal details from my post-graduate life. I don't do this often, and, even now, part of me wants to turn and RUN from the screen. I'll try to calm myself, and, with a little luck, we can get through this.

I will be revealing:
1. What the hell I've been doing for the last 6 months (as I'm sure many of you have been wondering)
2. Where I will be for the next year or so


( The Longest Entry of ALL time. )

THIS is the entry that will ENSURE I never have sex again...
so long as I live...

now you THINK I'm exaggerating here...
but, honestly, the information I'm about to reveal is JUST as damaging as advertising a particularly persistent case of genital herpes.

What could such horrible news be?

Well...I must abashedly admit that
before I chose to double major in International Relations and Economics...
I minored in...the dreaded...

COMPUTER SCIENCE.

I can feel you all shrinking away from the screen in terror.

now, now, you jerk. PUT those stereotypes away...I've met QUITE a few computer scientists...
and they are NOT all completely reclusive...socially awkward..sober types...

okay..well, maybe they are...

here's a picture of me from that time in my life...


I've changed QUITE a bit.

(EDITORS NOTE:
BTW, this is all SARCASM. There is nothing inherently wrong with CS kids.
They are loveable and sexy just like anyone else.)

Anyway Back to what I was saying...
SO, why do I choose to reveal this now?
For the longest time...I thought all of the skills UC Davis taught me would NEVER go to use...

Until recently, I finally found a TRULY appropriate use for my $20,000 education...

I MADE A GAME..WHERE YOU SHOOT BABIES AT BIG-ASS ASTEROIDS...
and not only that...
it's available for YOU people to download!

Things to keep in mind:
A) Level 5 is the super secret Boss Level...
If anyone makes it there, comment with a screenshot...
you'll be the ENVY of all your peers!

B) My Highscore was 30,000...
If you can beat that, I will PERSONALLY treat you to a sushi buffet.

DOWNLOAD IT HERE.

Oh god, another entry from HELL.

Honestly! Two within three weeks? This MUST be some sort of record for me.

I think it has to do with the fact that I am now BUSIER than I've ever been.
and like any truly busy person, I am doing all of the unnecessary bullshit I CAN!

AND, more than just that, I missed YOU, sweet internet friends.
I missed feeling your eyes on me, missed the way your hands run up and down my scroll bar...

ANYWAY, so what's this entry about?
Last week, when I was buying some socks at the mall, the cashier looked up at me and said "You remind me of Kumar from that movie!"

Now, I'm as much of a fan of that movie as anyone. I mean with lines like "Harold, I just found two filthy pussies just aching ot be fucked," you really can't go wrong. BUT, I don't look ANYTHING like Kumar. And this isn't the first time this has happened.

She, and others before her, just made the connection because:
A) I'm brown
B) I don't have a fobby accent.
Who else COULD I be other than Kumar?

I'm sure the rest of the brown community can relate.

I always get weird comparisons to token brown people in the media.

SO to get to the bottom of this, I've taken some photos...
This is a public poll!

( Which token brown guy do I most resemble? )

Thanks for playing? I love you?

Every winter, I see the SAME pattern...my friends start to hook up, sometimes incestuously.

Those who say that spring is the season for love...are, well, full of shit. It's all about winter.

I think you horny bastards REALIZE you're going to be indoors for a while, and THUS,
you begin searching for that special someone you can "do" until February rolls around...

Not that I think this plan is terrible or anything;
it's probably the best plan I've ever heard.

ANYWAY, in honor of this phenomenon...I spent a little bit of time drawing several couples from davis..
This set of drawings is by no means comprehensive.

I still want to draw Rosa and Nate, Tiffany and RJ, and a hoard of others.

( OVERLY CUTE DRAWINGS OF DAVIS COUPLES )

HAVE A FUN THANKSGIVING! I'LL MISS YOU.

SO

we meet again Live Journal....

I have such a love/hate relationship with this god-damn website

ONE minute I swear to never touch it again

the NEXT
I'm at it's doorstep
wearing nothing more than a slip
and a backpack full of condoms...

ohh but it can satisfy me in ways WOMEN never could
(no matter how hard they tried)
(no offense Bianca)

BUT this post DOES, in fact, have a point

in a 3AM fever of spontaneity, I baked a cake...
and I'm here to SHARE said cake with you cuties

( Pool Party Cake! )

I MISS AND LOVE YOU INTERNET FRIENDS!